You are too fat. And by fat I mean
you cry too much, and the reason for this being that you are too unhappy for much too long and for all the wrong reasons
you are too angry at too many things and feel you are deserving unjustifiably so of too many things and are so selfishly overweight that it is disgusting just to look at you you are rolling and making disgusting “wooh” noises with the folds of your vast and well upholstered pile of flesh
you eat too many things that you want because you get your hands on them too quickly and easily and throw them too fast down a yawning and forever darkening and gulping maw so fast you have forgotten what it was you tossed in there in the first place and for this reason you are also so bloated and so full of gasses and farts and for this reason you are even angrier and cry more because you believe you are owed no bloating and also you smell bad and for this reason others that are fat too but not quite as fat as you are do not want to be near you but pretend to like you anyway because they are as fat almost as fat as you and want to be liked because they just like you believe they are owed good will and approval from all even the ones that smell worse and are more fat
you waste too much time and too much space because you believe you are owed too much time and space and everyone else must deal with the wasted time and wasted space not to mention all of the noise you make
you make too much noise on account of your belief that you and your fatty noises exist to be acknowledged and too many others less fat and more fat than you must suffer the din of your misplaced and misinformed and fleshy howls
you sit around for too long and do too little and for this reason are too fat and for this reason are of no use and do not deserve to be heard and do not deserve space or time and do not deserve the approval of others of varying fatness or for that reason the sympathy and or the acknowledgement from the others of varying fatness and are only inconveniencing the existing universe with your unwarranted unhappiness and anger and farts and you are in the wrong here because you do not deserve even the right to be angry or the right to be unhappy because you have not done anything to have earned any of it in the first place
you are too fat and eat whatever you like whenever you like whenever you say as much as you want and do nothing else and for this reason are even fatter and no wonder why you are not listened to sympathized with or acknowledged and no wonder why this is the real reason of how come you are unhappy do you think you fat loser lard
Get lean you fat fuck and this could be a better place
I’ve got nothin. There just ain’t nothin to go on about. Shame.
Homesick.
Homesicklikeamotherfucker.
Shit and Mother Of and Fuck I’m homesick.
WHITE MAN’S DUST.
The last few days have been cloudy, raining, and all proactivity on my part has come to a screeching halt. One thirty in the afternoon finds me in bed and shitty-eyed, watching the extended trailers for “The Last Airbender” and “A-Team.”
The Flat Seizing is less strong and permanent than the round seizing. It has cross turns but not riding turns.
Diderot’s Encyclopedie (1778, vol. 23, p. 44) describes the surgeon’s knot very clearly. According to an unverified story I have heard, a California surgeon who murdered a woman was caught and convicted because he used a surgeon’s knot to tie up the body before throwing it into a river.
If a kink develops in a wire rope, place the kink on a firm object and push down on it until the kink straightens out somewhat. Lay the wire rope on a flat surface and pound it with a wooden mallet until it is smooth. A kinked wire rope that has had a heavy strain put on it can no longer be trusted; the kink should be cut out and the rope spliced.
“the SLING CALLED the DRAGON [Gerdy’s Extension Knot]
“Place the middle of the cord back of the ankle on the Achilles tendon. Bring the ends forward along the sides of the ankle, cross them over the instep, pass them under the sole, and cross them again. Then bring the ends up and pass them (either upwards or downwards) under the part of the cord that is wrapped round the ankle. Then tie them to the means of traction. This sling is useful for exerting traction when setting the ankle bone.”
“The Art of Knotting and Splicing” by Cyrus Lawrence Day is here.
